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Top 6 Quickest Cocktails

March 9, 2016 By the Exotic Ninja

Today is a big day for The Exotic Ninja. Thanks to some changes done on the website it is currently loading in roughly a third of the time it was before. I won’t bore you with the technical jargon, also I don’t remember the big words. But this means that you can access the drinks you want that much faster. I’d like to give a huge thanks to the guys at The BBS Agency for their work on the site. I couldn’t have asked for a better group of people to work with, if you’re ever in the area drinks are on me. To celebrate the sites new speed here are the quickest cocktails for those of you on a time crunch.

Top 6 Quickest Cocktails:

6: The Black Russian

Topping off this list is the Black Russian. This delicious mix of Vodka and Kahlúa is easy to make and is sure to give you a speed boost for the rest of the night.

Prep Time: 37.7 seconds*

Drinking Time: 12.2 seconds*

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 7/10. The prep was a breeze, the longest step was digging through the liquor cabinet. I’m not a coffee drinker so the taste was a bit aggressive, but that could be because of my attempt to down it in one swig. If one was looking for an even bigger boost they could replace the Kahlúa with a 5 hour energy. While this sounds disgusting it will give you the kick you need to make the rest of these recipes.

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The Black Russian is a smooth way to enjoy your vodka of choice, with a coffee liquor that will keep you going all night!
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass Size8 ounce
Servings Prep Time
1 drink 1 min
Servings Prep Time
1 drink 1 min
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The Black Russian is a smooth way to enjoy your vodka of choice, with a coffee liquor that will keep you going all night!
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass Size8 ounce
Servings Prep Time
1 drink 1 min
Servings Prep Time
1 drink 1 min
Ingredients
  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 2 oz Kahlúa
Servings: drink
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Instructions
  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Add 2 Oz Vodka
  3. Add 2 Oz Kahlúa
  4. Stir & Enjoy!
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Add a Cherry or Orange twist to accent your Black Russian

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5: Sergeant Pepper

Next up is Sergeant Pepper. This is a terrific recipe that you can mix and drink by the time the classic song about the lonely hearts club is over.

Prep Time: 34.6 seconds*

Drinking Time: 16.9 seconds*

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 5/10. Prep was more difficult for this drink. The carbonation was tough to work around while trying to make drinks at hyper speed. The flavor is fantastic but I guess I can’t chug soda as well as I can alcohol. I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of that. I’m going to go with a little bit of both.

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After two of these drinks, you are an official member of the lonely hearts club band.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
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After two of these drinks, you are an official member of the lonely hearts club band.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
Ingredients
  • 1 oz Spiced Rum
Mixers
  • 1 Can Dr. Pepper
Servings: person
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Instructions
  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Add Rum (More than 1 oz if you're feeling daring)
  3. Fill With Dr. Pepper
  4. Stir & Enjoy!
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4: Electric Popsicle

The Electric Popsicle drink is lightning fast and it’s so bright it practically glows.

Prep Time: 36.4 seconds*

Drinking Time: 9.5 seconds*

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 9/10. I have an unnatural love for all things that glow, sparkle, or dazzle. Since 2008 I haven’t worn a single article of clothing that wasn’t bedazzled. Even though beauty takes time,(my morning routine includes 6 beauty advisers) you can be drinking this work of art in no time. Granted when you drink it this fast you don’t get to enjoy the colors.

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The Electric Popsicle practically glows in the dark! Enjoy this summer time cocktail made of Melon Schnapps and Blue Curacao.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass Size15-17 ounce
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
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The Electric Popsicle practically glows in the dark! Enjoy this summer time cocktail made of Melon Schnapps and Blue Curacao.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass Size15-17 ounce
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
Ingredients
  • 2 oz Melon Schnapps
  • 2 oz Blue Curacao
Mixers
  • Sweet
Servings: person
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Instructions
  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Mix Schnapps & Curacao
  3. Add Sweet To Taste
  4. Mix & Enjoy!
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3: Lola’s Mommy Juice

Lola’s Mommy Juice is an adult kiddie cocktail that is sure to please.

Prep Time: 30.2 seconds*

Drinking Time: 9.3 seconds*

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 8/10. This cocktail tastes just like the kiddie cocktails you used to pretend to get drunk off of. It’s simple enough that you can make and drink it quicker than your parents can tell you “NO.” Your prep time may change depending on if your cherries are store bought or home grown. While the taste is worth it waiting the extra 3-4 years for your cherry tree to produce fruit might not be.

Laura's Cherry Cocktail
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Mommy Juice is Cherry Schnapps and a choice of 7up or Sprite, this non-kid version of the kiddy cocktail is sure to please.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
Laura's Cherry Cocktail
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Mommy Juice is Cherry Schnapps and a choice of 7up or Sprite, this non-kid version of the kiddy cocktail is sure to please.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
Ingredients
  • 2 oz Cherry Schnapps
Mixers
  • Can 7up or Sprite
Servings: person
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Instructions
  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Add Cherry Schnapps
  3. Fill With 7up or Sprite
  4. Stir & Enjoy!
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2: Harvey Wallbanger

Next up is an old classic: The Harvey Wallbanger.

Prep Time: 37 seconds*

Drinking Time: 10.2 seconds*

Time Since First Discussed In Literature: 45 years

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 7/10. Though this cocktail has been around for a long time, it’s simple to create and drink one in roughly 50 seconds. I’ve always said that we should be improving on the past by speeding it up. When you’re chugging this drink make sure you take a moment (just one we are shooting for speed here) to appreciate the amount of history you are slamming.

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The Harvey Wallbanger appears in literature as early as 1971, this cocktail is a mix of Vodka and Orange juice with a splash of Galliano on top.
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  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
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The Harvey Wallbanger appears in literature as early as 1971, this cocktail is a mix of Vodka and Orange juice with a splash of Galliano on top.
  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
1 person
Servings
1 person
Ingredients
  • 1.5 oz Vodka
  • .5 oz Galliano
Mixers
  • Orange Juice
Servings: person
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Instructions
  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Add Vodka & Orange Juice
  3. Stir
  4. Float Galliano On Top
  5. Enjoy!
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1: Loch Ness

It’s ironic that a legend that has baffled mankind for so long shares a name with a drink that can disappear so quickly.

Prep Time: 31.2 seconds*

Drinking Time: 8.8 seconds*

Time Since Legend Began: Over 1500 years (if that’s not a reason to drink I don’t know what is)

Overall Enjoyment Of Aforementioned Minute: 9/10. This delicious tropical drink is easy to create and easy to drink. What isn’t easy is shaking the undeniable feeling that something we can’t begin to understand is lurking under the surface of Loch Ness. But there’s no better cure for that then a drink you can make and drink 15 of in 10 minutes.

Loch Ness
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The Loch Ness is a tasty drink made of Island Punch Pucker and Pineapple juice to help you forget about the elusive, legendary monster!
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  • Glass SizePint
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Servings
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  • Type of DrinkCocktail
  • Glass SizePint
Servings
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Servings
1 person
Ingredients
  • 1 oz Island Punch Pucker
Mixers
  • Pineapple Juice
Servings: person
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  1. Fill Glass With Ice
  2. Add Island Pucker Punch
  3. Pineapple Juice To Fill
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Hopefully you enjoy the Quickest Cocktails that we have to offer. Especially now that you can access them quicker then ever before.

Until next time

-The Exotic Ninja
** Time tracking may not be accurate as a drunk person with a stop watch can’t always be trusted.

 

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