Drink Of The Week : The Fuzzy Shark
By The Ninja
February 15, 2016
By The Ninja
February 15, 2016
This weeks drink of the week comes from either an evolutionary mistake or a wack job scientist trying to play God. The Fuzzy Shark, though an abomination of nature, is a delicious drink you are sure to love. A wonderful blend of Peach Schnapps and Blue Curacao, this is the one shark everyone on the beach will be excited to see. The Fuzzy Shark is not the official drink of the American Lifeguard Association. Although this makes sense I feel like they are missing out on a huge money making opportunity. Though the Fuzzy Shark sounds like an adorable animal, the ASPCA rejected my efforts to get one into it’s commercials. Allegedly upon seeing it Sarah McLachlan went into fits of hysteria and demanded it’s removal. So I guess it’s back to the lab I g- I mean that aforementioned wack job scientist goes. Just imagine the shark from Jaws, only with the texture of shag carpeting, who wouldn’t want that as a pet? Aside from the people at the university that cut my funding. Get drunk in the lab once and they never let you live it down. The Fuzzy Shark is the ultimate drink for the beach, the pool, or splicing genes, regardless of how you enjoy it, you’re sure to love it’s signature bite.
Fuzzy Shark
Ingredients
- 1.5 oz Peach Schnapps
- 0.5 oz Blue Curacao
Mixers
- Orange Juice
Instructions
- Fill Glass With Ice
- Add Alcohols
- Add Orange Juice To Taste
- Stir & Enjoy
This delicious drink is sure to provide a good time for you and your friends, and make sure to share a picture of your evolutionary monstrosity with us at #ExoticNinja.
Until Next Time
-The Exotic Ninja