This week’s drink of the week comes straight from Shrek’s backyard. Swamp Water is a delicious mix of vodka and rum, however, drink too much and you’ll think your donkey can talk. This drink is perfect for those hot summer nights, days on the lake, or for rescuing a princess from a tower for some jerk named Farquaad. Be careful drinking this concoction past sunset or you might turn into something too ugly for even a fairy godmother to love. Since you are all probably sick of the Shrek references at this point, I promise they’re all ogre now. Swamp Water is an environmentally friendly drink that will quickly get you in tune with nature, but depending on your tolerance for alcohol “in tune with nature” might be code for passed out drunk in the mud. Regardless of where you wake up the next morning, thanks to this fantastic drink you’ll feel one with the swamp. So much so that you might be able to control crocodiles with your mind, there are no reports of this happening ever, and it is highly unlikely that it ever will, but wouldn’t that be awesome?
Despite the lack of psychic powers we are sure you will love this wonderful drink. Just make sure when you and your friends are on a trek through the Everglades to share pictures of your Swamp Water with us at #ExoticNinja
Until Next Time
-The Exotic Ninja