By The Ninja
April 25, 2016
This weeks drink of the week is a fruity drink that packs a punch. The Black Tower is a delicious mix of Whiskey, Blue Curacao, Dark Rum, and Sloe Gin that is sure to have your taste buds begging for more (and liver begging for mercy). Some people joke about this drinks looks, others its aroma, some even mock its name. These people obviously never learned the golden rule in school, imagine if they were that judgmental about people? I would have no friends and a higher blood alcohol content (just kidding any higher and I’d be pronounced legally dead). When you look past its unconventional exterior you’ll find its exactly what you had been looking for (oddly enough this same line appears in my online dating bios). Regardless of any misgivings you may have with this drink it is a tried and true recipe that is bound to please even the pickiest of drinkers.
I even invented a drinking game to pair specifically with this drink. I call it: Climbing the Black Tower! (dun dun dunnnn)*Patent Pending. The game is simple, the more Black Towers you drink the higher you climb. I currently hold the record at 462 and do not intend to lose it, after all in the words of Miley Cyrus: “It’s all about the climb.” Side note to whichever anonymous critic said “The Exotic Ninja’s “game” Climbing the Black Tower! (dun dun dunnnn) is just a thinly veiled premise to binge drink and be proud of it.” I have only one thing to say to you sir: “Yes.” No matter how thinly you veil your drinking this weekend make sure to share pictures of you Climbing the Black Tower! (dun dun dunnnn) with #TheExoticNinja (21+ Please)
Until Next Week
-The Exotic Ninja